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A few samples from my local under 18s club night

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

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thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

God, yes

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twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

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One of the worst feelings in life is watching the person you love, love someone else. All you can really do is watch and be happy for them and hope that they get treated right. Because all you wanted for them was happiness even if that happiness isn’t being shared with you.

OMG the feels in this post I can’t

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RAGE. god dammit.

These guys go up to girls they don’t know, begin touching them in a really intimate manner without the girls’ permission, from behind (which, as many girls in the video point out, means they can’t see who is touching them), and then try to get the girls’ numbers.  Most of the girls are visibly scared when first touched by the guys, gasping or saying “oh my god.”  One guy even straddles a girl (1:39).  The guys don’t ever ask if they can have the girls’ numbers, but say things like “so, I’m going to get your number.”  You can also see some of the girls visibly do not want to give their numbers and hesitate (1:18), but do so anyways.  The girls who do ask them to stop say things in timid voices like, “Do you mind stopping? Thank you” (2:24).  Thank you.

At the end, as the finale to all these “funny” clips, they show a clip of a girl who is very freaked out by the guy.  So much so, that she calls over two random guys to help her because she doesn’t know what to do (3:01).  Note she says sorry to the guy (3:10).  This guy touches her inappropriately without her permission, she has enough sense to do something about it, and then apologizes to the guy after she does nothing wrong.

Hil-fucking-arious.

(THEIR ENTIRE CHANNEL IS THIS.  If you don’t see what’s wrong with this video, maybe this clip of one of them grabbing a girls boobs will change your mind.  From what I can gather, these videos of them sexually harassing women has actually earned them mild success. ASDFGHJK)

Petition to shut down this entire channel and charge these people with harassment  How come you cant charge someone with Bullying? Fuck i would LOVE it if someone pulled this shit with me. I would lose it. We should spread awareness to women that this is going on. Ladies, if you find yourself in this situation, dont stand for it. Tell these fucks how its not funny to fuck with someones emotions like that. I wonder how they would feel if someone did this to their moms, or sisters, or daughters, or wives. If we can take at least of these guys to court, maybe we can shut it down. 

WHOA HEY OK YOU MAY THINK THIS IS FUNNY OR CLEVER BUT NO THIS IS FUCKED UP I WOULD PROBABLY CRY IF A RANDOM GUY STARTED MASSAGING MY SHOULDERS AND DEMANDED MY PHONE NUMBER THESE GIRLS MAY BE LAUGHING BUT YOU CAN TELL THEY ARE NERVOUS AND FREAKED OUT WHAT THE FUCK FUCK THESE GUYS GET THIS CHANNEL DOWN

if you fucking touch me and i don’t know you prepare to be taken down. i’ve taken enough self defense courses to make sure you don’t try it again.

If you touch me without my permission, I will use anything on hand to make sure you never forget why this is not ok, even if it means using my nails.

Nice try at becoming a youtube sensation

Now please go find real jobs that do not involve touching women (or anyone) without their permission. Perhaps something along the lines of grabbing your penis and shoving it firmly into your own ass.

This happened to me once in the cafeteria, but it was two guys who came up behind me and tried to touch my breasts. My friend across the table was able to warn me so I could block them but they tried again and again so I eventually had to get up to face them. One tried to physically intimidate by stepping forward and standing over me, while the other came up behind me and rested his face on my shoulder. I grabbed his face with my hand and spun around pushing him away from me and he stumbled, but to this day I wish I’d kicked both of them in the fucking balls. I really admire the guys in this video who showed some human decency and helped the last girl, because the boys who I thought were my friends didn’t have the courage to say anything and one later told me that it was just a joke when I was visibly angry, nervous, shaky, and upset. I almost hate them more than I hate the boys who tried to touch me because I expected so much more of them. Any form of sexual harassment is disturbing and it’s sad that we’re taught to be so polite to men in general. If a male touches you inappropriately without permission you have to permission to flip the fuck out. Don’t apologize either.

Let’s ruin these pieces of shit.

If anyone try to touch me, my first reaction will always be really violent. Few days ago, i was walking in the street, my head down because i was thinking and listening to music. All of a sudden i just saw a hand trying to grab me like around my stomach. I just went into defense mode and scratch the hand really badly (i have long and strong nails). He took of his hand even before touching me because i stopped him before and continue his walk like nothing happened. I just checked like maybe it’s a friend making a joke but no, it was just a random guy. I was SO upset i really wanted to run after him and beat the hell out of his face. I guess if anyone try to act like those guys with me, i’ll punch theme in the face, as a first reaction. Then maybe i’ll kick theme too, just to purge my hate and fear.

I tend to get extremely angry at people who touch me without my permission. It usually starts with yelling, but I have no problem with getting physically violent if I have to. Also, if you act crazy, people tend to leave you alone…

I am about ready to massage these pricks with a baseball bat. With nails in it.
Rapidly.
For several minutes.

How fucking disgusting can society get jeezus fuck

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How to Become a Morning Person InfoGraphic

Another GREAT infographic from greatist.com!

all true! all things that i do.

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blua:

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card. I highly recommend getting this game for anyone who feels bored at any point throughout the week.

• 550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)
• 0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation

Buy Here - $25.00

The best game

I have heard so many good things..and want to play this

AND THE AWARD FOR NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT THE THIRD WORLD IS GOD. 

THATS SO PERFECT HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS GAME

I have no idea why we don’t have this yet.

I want this game so badly and I want to play it with people who are NOT MY STUFFY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN FAMILY

I’d play it with you.

Such fun we would have~

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shamelessbeauty:

this is me

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kcvmh:

Universal look of parents coming to embarrass their children.

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agirlnamedally:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived 12 little girls in two straight lines.

oh man, childhood right there

 

fucking love Madeline

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